I greatly enjoy the simple things in life, like the smell of laundry, the first snowfall of the year, laughter, and the smell of fresh cut grass.

 

Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you.

(via lulu-a)

(Source: pressing)

carryonwaywardsoldier:

how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

mumtazi:

I wish I was your favorite memory…

I still want to see this

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

spoken-not-written:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

yes

(Source: fullheartedly)

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

Cat Atomic

museum-of-odd:

Hey everyone! When i’m not collecting dead shit in jars, I make custom vinyl toys. Take a second to “like” my facebook page that I just set up for some awesome custom toys and other art. Thanks!

Check out my boyfriend’s page!